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Item Description: A .500 ███ ██████ sidearm that discharges all loaded cartridges as if they were blanks.Date of Recovery: ██-██-████ Location of Recovery: ██████████, ████ Current Status: In storage.At random intervals, the snow globe will contain a small shed, car, or truck, which reacts to the explosion.
Date of Recovery: 09-15-████ Location of Recovery: Halifax, Nova Scotia, Canada Current Status: In storage. When shaken, instead of falling snow, it shows a miniature-scale nuclear explosion.
Item Description: A series of pornographic VHS tapes that, when rewound, would continually change actors, sets, and methods of coitus.
All appear to relate to actual filmed movies, though the quality is low.
Item Description: A cheap plastic ping-pong ball, that would change from red to green twice daily. Any person wearing is compelled to whoop and box dance uncontrollably.
Date of Recovery: ██-██-20██ Location of Recovery: ██████████, California, US Current Status: Located under a locker in Storage Room 19-553B. Date of Recovery: ██-██-20██ Location of Recovery: ██ ██████, Texas Current Status: Kept in a scantly used test chamber and brought out during staff birthday parties.It may be used as a resource should knowledge of these items become useful or necessary in the future. █████ █████, Head of Research, Site ██ Item Description: An ordinary brand ███████ number 2 pencil, which will balance easily on its tip for hours at a time.